you can ship two people of the same gender as a platonic “brotp” without being homophobic (ﾉ ◕ヮ ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
you can ship two people of the same gender romantically/sexually without being a queer fetishizer ✧・ﾟ:*ヽ(◕ヮ ◕ヽ)
you can ship two people of the same gender both platonically and romantically and oh my god stop automatically assuming someone’s ship choices are motivated by bigotry ✧・ﾟ:*ヽ(◕ ヮ ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
(via jongpop)
my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
everyone needs more baby squids on their dash!
here’s more baby squids!! and some baby octopuses because they’re cute too!
(via epicw0lfy)
Are you fucking kidding me
(via clarissant)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via mahuika)
(Source: mintokkies, via seokzi)
(Source: cataidsontoast, via mahuika)
Face swap detected my chest was a face omg
(via epicw0lfy)
look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe
(via epicw0lfy)
